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For Dady.
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First she told me, she had two news:
the good one and the bad one.
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So, which do I want first?
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The good, I say.
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So she said that there's supposed
to be a Polish/Russian war in town.
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Then I say, how come you Arleta
can know anything about it.
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She says that's what she heard.
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So I say, give me the bad one.
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So she took out herlipstick
and told me that Magda says
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it's over between me and her.
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That's how I've learned
she dumped me.
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That means Magda.
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Though we felt good together, and we've
lived through a lot of good moments
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and a lot of nice words passed
from my side as well as her side.
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Listen, Yobbo...
It's like... It's like this:
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I have foryou Yobbo
good news and bad news.
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So which one do you want first,
good or bad?
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Good.
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You hear?. There's supposed to be
a Polish/Russian war in town.
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And how come you Arleta know anything
about it? Who said so? What war?.
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- You're spreading paranoia.
- That's what I've heard.
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And fuck, I don't know what it exactly
means this war, how it's supposed to be.
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- I thought you are more in the subject.
- Fine... Give me the bad news...
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There's never enough.
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And Magda says it's over
between you and her.
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More precisely?
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Just that it's over between you two...
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For fuck sake, how come you know
anything about that?
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That's what she told me to tell you,
so I'm telling you... Jesus!
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I feel sadness more than
anything else.
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What's that now?
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You need to let that Magda have it.
I'm telling you.
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And Magda walks in,
she looks like something happened,
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like she's falling apart...
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Hair messed up, purse hanging sloppily,
skirt crooked, earrings not right.
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She is uglierthan ever.
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First of all, spit out your gum!
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What are you moarning?
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Spit out the gum! Which is out from
the mouths of those dirty guys,
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cause from theirmouths this gum is.
But you think I know nothing about it?
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You're sick! Hey...
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If you are like that I'll slam
the whole bar...
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Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Which one of you?
Which one?
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Fuck, I'm asking you!
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But I loved you!
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I also loved you!
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I was always into you, understand?
Always...
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Though you used to be Lefty's girl.
But for what? For what?
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Because he took over the Bar?
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Anything Lefty has is better, right?
Better shoes? Better money?
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Come back to me, I'm begging you!
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Please! I'll be good, more yours...
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Please, I'm begging you!
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I always had yourback!Always!
I was foryou. Foryou!
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You know...
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Though it wasn't always so great.
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Yobbo! Fuck, man!
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Lefty! Hey, Boss, it's not us!
He just showed up and tore the place up.
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What the fuck? You and your... slut.
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I won't let you! Fuck!
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Cause Magda is worse than any of those
red dirty on faces Russkies.
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I know you had her! I know
that you all had her before me.
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And now you'll have her again.
Now she's yours.
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She's drunk and open 24/7.
Go and take her all of you by turns.
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You Lefty's first. Yeah, for you
the freshest meat...
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Cause you have to have
the very best things in life, right?
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And Magda's the best, cause she's got
a golden heart.
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Because that's Magda! Understand?
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We felt good together. We've lived
through a lot of good moments.
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And a lot of nice words passed...
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Alot of nice words from my side
as well from her side.
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And if she'd said it straight
into my eyes,
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but it happened so differently
cause she told me it through Arleta.
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I claim it was herpure rudeness,
some crudeness.
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Now I feel only sadness, grief,
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that it wasn't told straight
into my eyes by her.
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At least one word.
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I mostly hate people like you, Yobbo.
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I'll tell you flat out.
I don't mean you personally...
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I mean those disco-assholes,
disco-whores, whom I just hate.
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Look at your friends.
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Just a bunch of sluts and assholes
in heat for each other.
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All they everthink about
is finding a husband.
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It's totally embarrassing, how they
root around begging for self-breeding.
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No contraception.
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What?
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Nothing... You have a cool
and interesting styla...
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But as far as women go,
you're all the same skank...
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But as far as women go,
you're all the same skank...
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...the same castrating bitch.
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...the same castrating bitch.
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I don't want any more women...
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Cause each one is a simple whore!
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Once a month she breaks
and stops working.
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So now it's over.
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Even if a woman begged me
on her knees to take her,
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then I'd say to such: Oh no...
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Get the fuck out!
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Out of heart and out of sight.
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Out ofheart and out of sight.
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You know, Yobbo? You hold the thruth!
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I equally don't want to be with
any woman orman.
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There is no gender.
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There's no split between men and women.
There is only one rank. You know which?
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The rank and race of motherfuckers,
simple potential sons ofbitches.
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Have you ever heard of energy-vampires?
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They suck up your energy
and leave you nothing.
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That was my boyfriend,
Robert Sztorm.
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Robert? Robert Sztorm...
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I know the dude.
Is his dad named Zdzislaw?
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That's right...
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They own a sand factory.
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Yeah, sure, I know them.
They own a sand factory...
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We do a good business together.
We make bank.
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- I'd never have guessed.
- I have a different rackets.
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...amusement parks...
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...amusement parks,
which eat up a lot of sand.
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Oh, really? Ifit is so,
then show me your card,
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yourticket from this business.
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They're being done up by my secretary.
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They're being done up by my secretary...
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...miss Magda.
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But I can show you the official
sand factory writing instrument,
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from Mr. Zdzislaw Sztorm
which I got personally.
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One, two, three, four, five...
What's yourfavourite bread?
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Five liters...
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Bread Pitt...
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You are an idiot.
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Oh, honey, there you're...
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Are you nervous? About tomorrow?
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Listen, dear, have you thought about
what you're going to weartomorrow?
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Put on your tracksuit,
little girl...
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If you want, we could do
some vanish...
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Robert would neverlet me.
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You're here with me, orwith this
virtuous Saint Robert, son of Zdzislaw?
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He's a psycho.
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If there's any trouble with Robert,
go ahead...
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he's going to have some visit at home.
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I got rid of all his letters.
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Good job.
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All of them. It was my suicide attempt.
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Unsuccessful, but even so.
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But if I hadn't puked up all
the Tylenol in the world,
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my life would be
even shorter than it is.
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By half a year.
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What's yourname, again?
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Angela. Just Angela.
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Andrzej, kiss me straight on the lips.
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It's just the two of us, you and me.
Life is so short, death is so near.
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Everything whithers and dies.
Kiss me...
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First we go to my place.
She won't shut up.
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Like a music box, only a lot worse.
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So if I could, I'd drag that
speed back out her nose.
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Then put it in a bag.
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And seal it up and hide it
so that she'd never see it again.
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Since even the sight of it could cause
this endless word-avalanche
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that just goes on and on.
I say nothing. Not half a broken word.
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I don't want to ruin it.
I listen like I'm at confession...
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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Not right now. I still can't get over
the girl I had to dump
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because she crushed my spirit
several times a day.
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Yeah, it's good that you broke it off.
I'm not dumb and shallow like that.
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For instance, I don't eat meat.
Meat is murder.
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Sugar is made of animal bones,
so I don't eat suger either.
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I don't know if you know,
but there is no God.
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There is no God, because He condemned
His children to suffering and death.
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There is no God, not in church, nowhere.
There's only Satan.
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The Black Bible, you have to
read it, analyze it,
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it's the best education in ideas
I received in all ofhigh school.
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I don't know if you know,
but I don't eat eggs, either.
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What are you, retarded?
What did eggs ever do to you?
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And how would you feel if you
were killed against yourwill?
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If you didn't even know it was
happening, and you were helpless?
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Nice house, real modern.
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My aunt in Canada has one like this,
only better, Canadian, vertically open.
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Is this Russian siding?
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Russki or not, it's pretty good siding,
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though it might just fall off
when you're not looking.
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So that's the way You think?
Here, put these on. They're my mom's.
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Coffee? Tea?
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No, I don't want anything.
In fact I don't eat.
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I heard somewhere that's best.
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One grain of rice, swallow with
six glasses of hot water.
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"I'll be back on Wednesday.
Why don't you answer the phone?"
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The next day, two grains. Then three,
four, five, six, seven, eight...
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"I left you money
in the usual place. Mom. "
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Each day you add one, but the number
of glasses remains the same.
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That's how you do it.
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To avoid murder of animals, who pay
harshly for our fucked-up consumerism.
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You're really pretty. Really!
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You could be an actress,
or even a singer.
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Don't be stupid...
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You really think so?
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Absolutely.
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You know, I write poetry... Right now
just into the shelve, but...
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Yobbo, don't you have any contacts?
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With a CEO-type, with some
not-too-shady journalists?
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Nope.
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I'm talking about making art,
culture, poetry readings, vernissages.
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We could expose my suicide attempt,
it can always be helpful.
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To wipe away the barrier
between author and audience.
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We'll put that I'm totally young
but already so talented...
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Leave it! That's my favorite number.
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Yeah?
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"I cross the world,
unconquered in my dreams,
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I look upon everything
as if through a screen.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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I paint my face in a smile,
I drink my wine,
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like scarlet,
and so is my name.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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Hey, hey, hey, that's how I am.
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I have no more dreams.
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I know no fairytales. "
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Fuck. Satan...
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So you like rocks, Angela?
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Low in calories with your diet
it's precious to eat such rock.
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Come here.
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Tell me, who you really are.
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Without the hysterics, without
keeping anything in the dark.
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You're a nutcase, right?
From Nutsville?
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Now's the time to confess,
once and for all!
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You know, you're turning me on.
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So silent, you could be.
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Not blabbing...
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Not getting off the fucking topic
like a sprung chicken.
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In such a quiet mood, I might even
be ready to show you some feelings.
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If I could just have some
written confirmation
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that you'll part your jaws for every
other purpose than articulated speech.
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Then, yeah, sure... I'd buy you.
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Oh... Angela, look...
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Check it out, some shit-eating
German glam-rock bitch
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gets laid by some armored knight.
Hey... Look...
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Angela!
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Beat it George, you moron... Hide...
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Don't you see there's an action
reanimation going on here?
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Unfortunately, it'll be some time
before you can come up for air.
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As soon as we wake up our stone-puking
Sleeping Beauty, then of course,
240
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,152
together we'll look for some
better entertainment foryou,
241
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,880
something more interesting,
242
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,119
and not just sitting
alone in the dark...
243
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,990
I took the cash.
244
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,477
Hi five!
245
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,992
I'm tired of this style...
246
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,833
I'd totally like to be
more average than I am,
247
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,680
to be like my friends from school,
they just go to school and back,
248
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,758
no fun, no gloomy thoughts about life.
249
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,153
But forme suicide is no big deal,
a jab of the knife,
250
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,715
a kilo of pills, and I'm dead.
251
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,196
Show me some photo of you from
when you were little and butt-naked.
252
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,676
No way. I was never little.
253
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:20,918
I was born pretty big and with hair,
and then I just grew...
254
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,312
I didn't even have to eat...
255
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,838
Bullshit.
256
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,558
Are you tired?
257
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:46,671
No, I just like to lie here...
To lie here and dream.
258
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,270
This is a leaf from a tree.
259
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,196
This is a cornerstone.
260
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,636
This is my First Communion,
which I spit out right after I took it,
261
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,075
dried it out
and now carry it around forluck.
262
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,118
This is my first tooth.
263
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,478
This is my first boyfriend,
Robert Sztorm.
264
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,111
It's because of him
I wanted to kill myself.
265
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,352
Oh,Angie, death doesn't matter.
266
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,076
Maybe you don't believe in death,
it's just superstition anyway.
267
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,677
This is a postcard
that a girlfriend
268
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,274
from Szczecin sent me
from hertrip to Hel.
269
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,432
That she's having a great time,
in the fresh air a lot,
270
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,433
and P.S, a song is good for everything.
271
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:55,920
Oh, and that's when our
little Angie sprung a leak.
272
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,836
- I'm a virgin.
- Give us a break, woman...
273
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,273
Come here.
274
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,713
After all, today's your big day,
Saint Angela's Day.
275
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,154
Come on, straighten out
your little panties,
276
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,515
that'll heal before your wedding day.
277
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,033
So have a seat.
Come on, don't get so upset.
278
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:31,115
It's already dawn. I can hear
a dog yapping and howling.
279
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:37,996
Bitchy?! She wants to feed.
280
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,554
That fucking fat-ass
is crying bloody murder.
281
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,676
Bitchy! Shut it!
282
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,314
You're going to get it!
283
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,433
And now let's get down to business,
lovely lady.
284
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:57,395
What do you say we do a thin
little line as consolation?
285
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,592
How about it,Angie?
286
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,913
Slide over. Move your ass...
287
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,471
Come on, just move it for a second.
Move your goddamn ass!
288
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,998
Fucking shit!
289
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,830
And now your whole career's
just gone down the tubes,
290
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,754
before I even had a chance to lift
a finger and mobilize my connections.
291
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,430
You need to get gone,
my little star... Here and now...
292
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,911
Come on. Take your beautiful shoes,
take your souvenir trinkets.
293
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,629
And Madame, we wish to thank you
for participating in our program.
294
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,435
Here are the Gerda automatic doors,
left, right, and goodbye.
295
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,831
The Number3 bus will come
to pick you up shortly.
296
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,755
While I was asleep, the Russkies
had entered the apartment,
297
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,753
forced theirway in and knocked everything
overwith the butts of their rifles,
298
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,638
shot the images of waterfalls
out of the pictures...
299
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,071
They knocked the sky-blue plastic
Motherof God off the fridge,
300
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,874
the holy water's splashed all
overthe place,
301
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,870
they trampled the tile in the bathroom.
302
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,998
They raped all the women they could fit
here on the sofa bed.
303
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,549
This is where they set up
theirgeneral staff,
304
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,433
their Ministry of PosteriorAffairs.
305
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,958
When I get up in the morning, look out
the balcony, you know what I see?
306
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,554
The world dying, falling apart.
307
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,112
Hey, look who's up...
308
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,075
Good morning.
309
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,432
You know what...
You want something to eat? Hungry?
310
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,836
You know what, young man?
The world is on the edge of a precipice.
311
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,634
The Americanization of the economy.
312
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:59,955
All this pollution, PVC tile,
this fallout and acid rain.
313
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,514
I'm telling you that we as a people
are done. Plain and simple.
314
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,117
Plus you two have to smoke.
315
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,513
Dad...
316
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,913
Put it there...
317
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,677
Mom, my smoking is a claim of protest
against the West.
318
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,510
Anyway, I already said all this to Magda
while we were having a friendly chat...
319
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,118
...about how when I get to America,
I'm going to smoke cigarettes
320
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,799
right there on the street...
321
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,394
...even though it's considered rude,
and the entire West
322
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,516
is moving away from it.
323
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,997
What the fuck is that?
324
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,714
I bought it off the Russkies.
Today's a festival.
325
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,910
A Day without Russkies? Is that today?
326
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,159
There is something else...
327
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,789
What?
328
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,391
Your dog's dead...
329
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,312
What's that supposed to mean?
330
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,110
Bitchy is lying there at the garage
and is dead from hunger.
331
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,239
Bitchy... Here, look...
Oh, I brought you a hot dog.
332
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,914
Come on, eat it.
333
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,870
Yum yum yum...
This is the thanks I get!
334
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,517
Fuck. Bitchy, get up!
335
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,037
Chill out, Yobbo.
I know you really loved Bitchy.
336
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,632
But now she's dead.
337
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,191
Death walks with us, arm in arm.
338
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,193
But wait a minute, hold on...
Hey there, miss: Get out of here!
339
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,193
It leaves pain and suffering...
But the wounds heal.
340
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,354
The Russkies.
The Russkies poisoned my dog.
341
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,792
They kidnapped my brother,
raped my mom, poisoned my dog.
342
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,992
No... The time has come to take
matters into my own hands
343
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,112
and break up this whole
Russki vaudeville act!
344
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,269
No, stop it. Turn that off...
345
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,393
Fuck!
346
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,515
Aggression always comes back to you.
347
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,915
Okay...
348
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,830
It's time for a ceremony...
349
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,952
Well? Look. What do you think?
350
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,630
...that Bitchy doesn't end up
where we're going, Yobby.
351
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,795
Which is to the very middle of Hell,
to the very bottom...
352
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,598
Well, I don't know...
353
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,878
Neither do I. What the priest wants,
the priest gets.
354
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:15,752
God's turning over in his grave
while seeing all this.
355
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,430
You're such a big-head...
356
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,117
Listen...
Could you take the dog out?
357
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,113
Let go of me...
358
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,880
Hey... Yesterday you were more polite
toward me, more sensitive.
359
00:29:28,915 --> 00:29:31,113
But if that's how it's going to be
- fine then.
360
00:29:31,148 --> 00:29:33,311
We don't have to hold
each other's stupid hands.
361
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,870
Each of us is a separate,
independent, and free individual.
362
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,235
I want that to be clear between us.
363
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,995
I'm never going to give up my
friends, my hobbies, or my interests.
364
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,071
I want you to know that!
365
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,591
Damn, man, what pig
pigged you up so bad?
366
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,515
Acertain girl... Acertain perv.
367
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,240
Perv? What, is that her name?
368
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,356
Because that's what I'm asking you,
not about the type.
369
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,193
So... Do you oryourbro have some pot,
or something forthe nose?
370
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,918
Because that's why I'm here.
371
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,311
Damn. This sado-masochistic-goth-bitch
did that to you?
372
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,511
Turn down your vocal, okay?
373
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,671
Did you dig her out of a grave?
374
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,276
Ormaybe she's one of those
battery-powered corpses?
375
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,550
Hey there, Boss!
376
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,757
I want to know yourname!
377
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,595
Yourname I want to know!
378
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:53,309
I'm Nata. Natasha. Natasha Blokus.
379
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,235
Angelica.
380
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,473
But you can just call me Angela.
Just Angela. Simply Angela.
381
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,759
Angela? Simply Angela?
Just Angela, right?
382
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,110
You have some cool
bracelets and studs there.
383
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,399
How much did they cost you?
384
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,196
Different amounts. Because it depends.
I got them on a class trip to Zakopane.
385
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,157
That's fucking awesome.
386
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,318
Oh shit...
387
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,714
Fuck, Yobbo... I see there was some
serious butchery going on here.
388
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,070
Who did you mess up like that,
you freak?
389
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,516
My dog just died!
390
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,238
In pain she perished and
stained everything in blood.
391
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,716
We've just buried her.
392
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,951
Don't fucking dick me around, Yobbo,
393
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,879
cause I don't give a shit
about your doggy breeding!
394
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,838
You better speak up,
where do you keep your Feta?!
395
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,757
Where did you stash the stuff!
396
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,470
You're so fucked in your brain
397
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:03,037
that you don't even know
where you stashed your own shit.
398
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,869
Anyway Magda told me
that you have some!
399
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,869
Fuck, Yobbo...
Where did you stash the shit!
400
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,749
Where the fuck
did you stash the shit?
401
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,997
Fuck... Yobbo, Magda told me
you had some... Fuck...
402
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,393
Where is it?
403
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:31,793
In a second I'm going to fuck all
your shit up, you fucking asshole!
404
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,391
Aha... here it is!
405
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,154
Fuck, man, I knew you had some.
I knew it...
406
00:32:54,240 --> 00:33:00,190
Well, Yobbo... Things are going to end
badly for you today. You'll see...
407
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,874
You and your little goth-slut too!
408
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,919
Fuck!
409
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,598
You want to know why?
You know why?
410
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,270
Because I'm fucking pissed
that today there's no powder
411
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,634
in the whole town.
412
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,428
Because of No Russkies Day
everything downtown has to be peaches,
413
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,110
with a bow around city hall
and fireworks up the mayor's ass.
414
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,912
Get the fuck out of my sight.
415
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,272
And give me a cigarette.
Give me two.
416
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,991
Just give me whatever you have.
417
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,271
You know, you should try to keep
yournegative emotions under control.
418
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,391
Yobbo, how much did you pay for her?.
419
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,878
Because she must have been
marked down for some sale.
420
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,350
Yobbo... Oh, Yobbo...
421
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,670
Let's cut the crap, okay?
422
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,678
Come here... Come on...
423
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,119
Snuggle up here...
424
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,599
Come on hug me...
425
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,956
Where the fuck you think
you're going with that tongue?
426
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,398
Fuck... Now, tell me where
you've hidden the goods.
427
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,437
Because it'll be overin a second,
in a second I'll pick up the phone
428
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,396
and call the Russkies.
429
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,916
Since you don't know, I'll have them come
and give the place a good going-over.
430
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,679
The Bird Milkies. It's in the
box of Bird Milkies. Fuck...
431
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,354
Zdzislaw Sztorm. Sand Factory.
432
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,239
You know him?
433
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,279
Personally?
434
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:15,315
No. But this Angela here,
seems she knows him.
435
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,630
I bet he has cash.
He's a big fish.
436
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,274
Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't.
437
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,596
Maybe he's working on credit cards...
438
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,639
We're going to his place right now.
439
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,553
We'll get in on his
acquaintance with thisAngela.
440
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,159
She'll do her hocus-pocus,
441
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,316
and we'll fuck him over
for some awesome bank,
442
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,199
and then No Russkies Day is ours.
Grilling stands...
443
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,356
We'll buy up whatever there is.
444
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,478
Fine. As you wish.
445
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,709
Fuck...
446
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,191
Hey... Damn!
447
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,193
Chill... When she'll collect herself
we can make some good bank offher.
448
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,955
"We"? What "we"?
449
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,750
So what kind of music do you listen to?
450
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,593
Alittle of everything.
451
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:26,635
Sometimes the fast kind,
but sometimes slow.
452
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,154
Of the fast kind, what do you like most?
453
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,273
Most of all I like music clips.
454
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,149
I just prefer when guys sing.
Hip hop, songs in English about terror,
455
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,595
saying we're living in the ghetto,
you know.
456
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,075
Yeah... I like that stuff, too.
457
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,118
So what kind of books do you
like to read? Or newspapers?
458
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,715
Abit of, you know, adventure stuff...
459
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,798
Conan the Destroyer, Conan the Barbarian,
Conan Alone in the Big City.
460
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,593
I like posters. Jokes. Anecdotes.
TV. Teletext.
461
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,111
Yeah... That's just the same as me.
462
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,272
And do you like to diet?
463
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,476
Zdzislaw Sztorm you know him!?!
464
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,032
Sztorm? Sure.
465
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,079
That is, I don't,
but I could if I wanted to.
466
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,628
- Yobbo, didn't you tell her?
- No, I didn't.
467
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,835
So listen up.
There is this project...
468
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,193
We cruise overto Sztorm's
and come on to him,
469
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,517
And tell him we're from the organization
for ecological activation,
470
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,352
and would he give us some cash
471
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,353
to keep Polish animals from being
annihilated by the Russkies.
472
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,836
Then he says he won't give us anything,
473
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,720
he's in debt, business
is not going well, recession,
474
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:44,313
unemployment, the papers are on him.
Then I say: I have to go take a piss...
475
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,432
And here's where you come in,
476
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,036
here's your part in the program.
477
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,917
Real smooth, you lean over,
you slide your tongue out.
478
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,836
You recite a poem about animals.
479
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,516
It doesn't have to be especially
romantic or anything...
480
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,877
The main thing is that
it has to be from memory.
481
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:16,552
Then he strips you down and
does you, and the cash is ours.
482
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:22,353
Where did you hear about
Organization for EcologicalActivation?
483
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,717
I read it in the teletext.
484
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,478
I don't know if you know, but I'm
a member of that organization.
485
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,473
We're fighting for animal
emancipation and liberation,
486
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,954
for their own voice in the matter.
487
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,437
Speaking about the poem,
I'll dedicate it "To Robert. "
488
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,276
An epitaph for a withered man:
489
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,553
"Your listless hands keep
silent in your pockets.
490
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:53,272
If you want to know,
there was never an us.
491
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,310
If you want to know,
there is still no us.
492
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,234
This is the moment of
silence honoring us.
493
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,714
And even if we are making love,
it's only by ourselves.
494
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,915
You're so egoistic
that you do only yourself.
495
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,273
Great...
496
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,353
If I had that kind of talent,
497
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,914
I'd write that, too.
498
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,391
Exactly. Identical to your poem.
499
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,754
Only addressed differently.
500
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,828
To Lolo. By Natasha Blokus.
501
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,430
I hate you, you meat-beating deviant.
I won't be with you.
502
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,598
Good... Down to business.
503
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,632
What do you think, Yobbo?
504
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,678
To my taste it's good...
It's good.
505
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,316
You might emphasize
that it's to Robert.
506
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:02,356
That might get Sztorm going
on the issue of ecology,
507
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,360
because that's his son.
508
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,034
That's great!
509
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,869
- Let's go.
- But where are we going?
510
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,600
Hold it! Where are you going?
You're not going anywhere.
511
00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:23,874
- Why not?
- You're staying home.
512
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,719
Angela's with me, and you're
staying home. You've had your share.
513
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,672
Get yourself together,
clean off those intestines
514
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,591
so that you look like
a decent human being,
515
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,911
and at the festival you can score
yourself some decent, unmenstruating ass
516
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,112
that'll earn you some speed.
We're out of here.
517
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,398
That's it, goodbye, and see you later.
518
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,352
You want a fag?
519
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,788
If you get me a large cola and fries,
520
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,633
I'll tell you something
I know 100% for sure.
521
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,040
I could get the same thing
for a small cola at most.
522
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,517
The winner of today's Miss contest
at 18hrs is going to be Magda!
523
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,193
So what?
524
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,200
She's going to win the contest cause she
gave it up to one of the organizers.
525
00:42:37,235 --> 00:42:39,350
Sztorm.
But it was worth it, right?
526
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,393
When she wins she's supposed to get
a mountain bike and a tiara and all other stuff.
527
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,631
But Yobbo, listen to the best part...
Magda's going away.
528
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,950
She's flying off for warmer climes.
529
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:56,153
This organizer wants to take her away
to the Reich. And maybe me, too...
530
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,549
As we're not going to see
each other again, Yobbo,
531
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,870
for once you could be fair
at the very end:
532
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,878
a soda and fries, now,
because I have the munchies.
533
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,119
- I have one question for you besides.
- Shoot.
534
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,398
Will you tell me what really
happened between you and Magda?
535
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,198
I ll tell you shit.
536
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,878
I know all about it anyway,
so you don't have to
537
00:43:18,913 --> 00:43:20,796
tell me anything at all,
because I already know.
538
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,679
You could still have changed
everything, put everything right,
539
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,633
when you were at the sea
and Magda wanted to be with you.
540
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,478
She confessed everything to me.
541
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,233
But you were jealous,
and in the morning,
542
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,750
waking up in that apartment
where you'd tricked her into going,
543
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,628
she told herself deep down
that she can't be with you.
544
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:41,477
So she walked.
And that was your merit, Yobbo.
545
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,236
Watch where the fuck you're going.
546
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,678
Maslowska... Maslowska.
547
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,440
This time stick to the subject.
Agreed?
548
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,433
Magda!
549
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,874
Magda!
550
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,712
This is for you, of course,
you lovely ladies and gentlemen.
551
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,949
Magda!
552
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,434
- Magda!
- Cool it down my friend.
553
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,591
I have to talk with my girlfriend.
554
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,589
In just a moment, the prettiest girls
from our region in their swimsuits...
555
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,915
Magda!
556
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,228
Shut up!
557
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,631
What the fuck, is this
a festival for Russkies?
558
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,829
For what fucking Russkies?
559
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,669
You get a VIP, you get
her chatting, dickhead.
560
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,320
Applause for our chairman,
Zdzislaw Sztorm,
561
00:46:23,355 --> 00:46:25,197
the main sponsor of today's events.
562
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,555
Kacper!
563
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,233
Kacper!
564
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:38,596
Come a little closer, girls...
Don't be shy.
565
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,399
Yo, Yobby, what's up?
566
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,558
Here we have Contestant
567
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,713
Where did you get that?
568
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,920
It was scattered around here and there.
You know how it is.
569
00:46:51,955 --> 00:46:54,354
Cool, give me that, cause
I have to talk to Magda.
570
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,631
Alovely dream, isn't it?
571
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,198
With Magda? But you're not
together anymore.
572
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,710
Let's meet the next contestant.
573
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,236
Contestant
Please introduce yourself.
574
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,514
Come on...
575
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,276
- Fucking give it to me...
- Moment...
576
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,918
I'd like to go abroad.
To France and Paris.
577
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,831
To both places. Bravo.
578
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,029
And Contestant
579
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,794
- Magda.
- Magda. What's your dream?
580
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,069
Land.
581
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,829
She's a volunteer.
She studies economics.
582
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,396
No. I'm finishing a secretarial
course in German.
583
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,429
When I finish the course
I'll be able to work anywhere,
584
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,792
like in an office,
or as a receptionist.
585
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,354
Hey, come with us.
586
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,988
We'll have some beers
and talk about Magda.
587
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,752
No, Kacper, no way.
588
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,753
If it's going to be like that
I'm going home.
589
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,714
Cola, then.
590
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:07,035
And now, the Disco-Polo troupe
Focus, from Bialystok!
591
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,273
Pardon me. I have to use
the bathroom.
592
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,713
She's hopeless.
593
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,229
I've been with her two days,
and she's already telling me
594
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,954
to come to her house
for lunch with her parents.
595
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,437
Theres no doing her. Forget it.
I've already been working on that.
596
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,915
I'll give a trunk load of speed
to the guy who screws her first.
597
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,312
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
598
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,278
Before that pro-family cunt
comes back, I have to let this out:
599
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,397
fuck, fuck, motherfucking cock-sucking
son of an eat-fucking-shit-and-die
600
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,909
you motherfucking asshole.
601
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:23,272
Magda's telling everybody that
it's over between you two. Fuck...
602
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,556
Magda's telling everybody that
it's overbetween you two.
603
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,275
I'm sorry. You're talking about Magda?
604
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,191
I have a friend named Magda,
she's in my class.
605
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,437
Her name is Magda Stencel.
606
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,873
No, we were actually talking about
a different Magda.
607
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,309
You know, Kacper, I get the feeling
you're not eating well, you know?
608
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,551
Because you're so nervous.
609
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,030
You're really always
a bundle of nerves.
610
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,752
I'll be right back.
Talk amongst yourselves.
611
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,433
Listen, Andrzej.
612
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,634
I'd like you to tell me one thing.
613
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,275
But honestly, as a friend.
614
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,879
Even the worst truth.
615
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,874
Because for me even the worst truth
is betterthan the prettiest lie.
616
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,712
Does Kacper do drugs?
617
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,795
No.
618
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,989
That's good, because I do not
tolerate that swamp.
619
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,631
They say it destroys your mind,
kills your brain cells,
620
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,512
and then people are totally sick,
physically and mentally wasted.
621
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,509
You see, Ala... Is it okay
if I call you that-Ala?
622
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,555
Yes.
623
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,518
It's hard for me to say this,
but I have to be honest
624
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,875
with a girl such as yourself.
625
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,795
Kacperis a common criminal,
626
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,238
that is, he's a rapist.
627
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,398
You really are tasteless.
628
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,470
Look, you can laugh if you want, Ala...
629
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,390
I'm only telling you honestly
what I know.
630
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,994
Alot of women are crying
because ofhim...
631
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:20,468
Forgive the expression,
but he's a common pervert.
632
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,718
You're just joking, Andrzej...
You're making fun of me...
633
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,437
He's not worthy of you,Ala.
He's not...
634
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,280
- Are yourfolks home?
- No. My parents went to the church fair,
635
00:51:39,315 --> 00:51:41,919
and then they're staying
at my aunt and uncle's.
636
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,078
It's a crazy-interesting magazine,
you know?
637
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,073
Really up to snuff.
638
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:52,354
It has interesting articles,
interviews, crosswords.
639
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:56,710
It's ostensibly a women's journal,
but in my opinion...
640
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,157
Men can find a lot ofinteresting
things for themselves.
641
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:07,149
They've printed a very cool
and engaging article.
642
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,833
The author's name is Dorota Maslowska,
and she's sixteen years old.
643
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,989
Despite the age difference, I think
that we could become friends.
644
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,438
At such a young age, she creates,
645
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,832
writes, has artistic talent.
646
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,559
Because even though I think
647
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,479
she's a little lost
in the contemporary world,
648
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:38,350
if she were to meet me,
and if we were to like each other,
649
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,193
she'd have a chance
for a better life,
650
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:45,678
and all her feelings and problems
would simply become easier!
651
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,196
Because you know, Andrzej...
652
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:00,958
Whatever you think of me, Andrzej,
653
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,953
I wasn't always the way I am now.
654
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,555
I used to fight with my mom, too.
I wanted to be somebody else.
655
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,035
I even thought about
chopping off my hair,
656
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,993
about totally changing
my personality.
657
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,909
But fortunately my mom always
stuck by me, like a friend.
658
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,754
She was strict sometimes,
like a mother should be,
659
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,276
but I think it did me good.
660
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,119
- Are they both named Ala, too?
- Of course not!
661
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,551
You don't give animals people names.
662
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,356
Animals have no souls.
663
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,756
What do you think about politics?
664
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,196
About this whole war between
the Poles and the Russkies?
665
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,432
What are yourthoughts on the matter?
666
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,636
My dad, who's very prudent,
667
00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:07,310
and thanks to that under the Commies,
668
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,910
we always had a big selection
of different meats.
669
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,119
And he says:
670
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,717
that one shouldn't have
any binding opinions.
671
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:23,671
So Andrzej, if someone asks you:
who do you support,
672
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,959
I'm telling you:
673
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:32,311
refrain from
any ostentatious opinion.
674
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,076
Because you can lose.
675
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,995
So what do you study, Andrzej?
676
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,431
Business and administration!
677
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:09,799
Holy cow! I was supposed
to study that, too...
678
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,351
My parents chose that track forme
way back in elementary school,
679
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,398
but I didn't get in because
there weren't any spots open.
680
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,514
But my mom says that it wasn't that
there weren't any spots open,
681
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,239
but that I didn't get in
because of the corruption,
682
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,233
the cronyism and the incompetence
of the ruling elites,
683
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,960
and the generally bad
situation in the country.
684
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,396
Fuckin' shit.
This ain't my game.
685
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,911
You have a bathroom here?
686
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,798
Sure. To the right,
straight down the hall.
687
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,753
- I'm going back to the festival.
- Oh no, do you have to go already?
688
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,469
Let me show you pictures
from my sister's wedding, okay?
689
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,833
It was a really lovely wedding, with
really good food and in general. Wait...
690
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,235
Calm down, little fuckers...
691
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:29,357
Alittle bit of urine from a normal
person will do you better
692
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:36,630
than a hectoliter of mentally
ill water from Mother Superior.
693
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,512
What are you clinging to me
like that for?. Fag...
694
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,238
What are you on, what?
It must have been wicked stuff.
695
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,034
It's because of the news about Magda,
you were taking a bus to the other world?
696
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,918
Good thing I was going the same way,
because you'd be in deeper shit,
697
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,470
you were already in such a state
that three random passengers
698
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,234
and one lady had to help me.
699
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,431
You got fucking drool all over
my sleeve and my cell phone.
700
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,030
And in the end I invested
a whole speed on your gums,
701
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,636
and even then you bust my balls
about some gay inclinations?
702
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,314
Like, what kind of news about Magda?
703
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,479
You didn't hear? Magda didn't win
the Miss contest.
704
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,876
How she didn't when she had to.
705
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,635
She had to, she had to
but she didn't.
706
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,080
The shady manager-type
screwed her over.
707
00:59:46,115 --> 00:59:48,435
He had debts to some
Sztorm guy.
708
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,352
And... Natasha won!
709
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,514
There was also some metal-head
cunt with them
710
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,989
and she got the title
for Miss Audience Choice,
711
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,711
but for 100% no normal guy would
screw her while sober.
712
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,632
I have to drink something.
713
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,751
So then fucking drink, don't talk.
714
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,516
I'm not drinking from a puddle.
715
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,992
Fuck. Come on.
716
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,959
Large colas.
717
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,951
What the fuck?! Pour that cola
and make it snappy.
718
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,156
Yobby is fucking thirsty,
and if you don't,
719
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,714
I'll go there and help you out,
but you wouldn't want that.
720
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,517
The truth is that from each cola
721
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,553
they're charging for
herlabor and courtesy.
722
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,791
It can't fucking be that just now
she has her period, makes faces, sulks,
723
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,953
and makes feminist
cola-pouring for a half-hour...
724
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,558
Give me that cola!
725
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:05,793
Whore of Babylon...
Give me the cola!
726
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,155
Fourzloties, twen... forty groszy.
727
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:33,594
- Fourzloties, forty groszy.
- Osama's going to fuck you up anyway.
728
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,554
Osama's going to fuck you up
for sucking all those Eurococks.
729
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:45,189
Give me that! Come on,
give it to me, bitch!
730
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,595
Come on, come on. Give it to me!
731
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,872
I always wanted this sort of shit
for my First Communion!
732
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,112
And now dig up another one
of these devices for Yobbo here.
733
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,036
What the fuck you looking at?
734
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,952
Come on, bitch... chop-chop.
Only one that works!
735
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,110
One, two...
Here you go. Please...
736
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:12,671
Full gratis, Babylon's treat,
promotion from the U.S.A. occasion!
737
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,836
And you, for fuck's sake,
go have more sex.
738
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,395
And take off that apron.
Because you look damn awful.
739
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:25,358
Like you're sick.
740
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,953
Cool, huh?
741
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,193
Fucking awesome.
742
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,310
Go overthere...
743
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,840
You go over to the other side of
the street, and I'll stay here...
744
01:02:40,875 --> 01:02:42,717
...and we'll chat.
745
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:54,119
Hello. Hello.
This is base. Over.
746
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,274
What's the password?
What's the password? Over.
747
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:02,195
Birds... fly in flocks.
748
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,158
Error. Error. Incorrect password.
749
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,873
What did you say?
750
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,709
This is an incorrect password.
751
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:25,239
What do you mean incorrect?
What's wrong with it?
752
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,271
You just gave the wrong
password thats all.
753
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,994
What's that, in frocks?
754
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,799
You crazy?
755
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,392
So what the fuck's
your password, then?
756
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:47,671
Let's have it! What's your
motherfucking password?
757
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,430
It's... different!
758
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,034
Different!
759
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,077
Eitheryou know how to play
or you don't,
760
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,748
either you know the password
or you don't, and if not,
761
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,672
then you'd betternot start.
762
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:12,279
This is fucking base.
Reporting the password. '
763
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,270
Yobbo gives Moscow head.
764
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,795
Yobby gives Moscow head.
765
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,308
Over.
766
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,395
Lines are cut.
Situation of alert.
767
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,119
Lefty's a fag,
768
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,915
a gay, and a eunuch.
769
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,229
Transmission cancelled.
770
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,153
Yobbo is a prick!
771
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:50,194
And his mom takes her panties off
forthe Russkies.
772
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,793
Over. Over.
773
01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,789
Arka Gdynia F.C.
sucks balls!
774
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,071
- What the fuck?
- So what the fuck?
775
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,352
- So what the fuck?
- So what the fuck?
776
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,118
Good evening.
777
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,629
Holy fuck...
778
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,389
Please...
779
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:44,913
Thank you, Satan, my beloved lord.
780
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,392
Nothing's gonna change it now
781
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,677
I'm the most beautiful in the land.
782
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:11,036
Welcome, and may the black suns
shine... forever.
783
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:22,511
Let's put the bald one in Room 22.
Have Maslowska write up his statement.
784
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:26,277
Avery good idea. I like it.
785
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,508
I'll take the clean-shaven one.
786
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,589
Take his statement, Maslowska.
787
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:39,719
Then take it over to the Chief
with some coffee and cake.
788
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,035
Fine...
789
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,434
Here...
790
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,595
Wazz up? How's it going?
791
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,793
Last name.
792
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,632
Wormski.
793
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:11,635
First name.
794
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,558
Andrzej. Nice to meet you.
795
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,470
- What's yours?
- I'm Dorota.
796
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,872
Some awesome name...
797
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,595
Your mother's maiden name.
798
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,031
You choose that name foryourself?
799
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:29,630
Yes by myself and some nice folks
also helped me out with it.
800
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:34,319
Give me yourmom's maiden name,
cause I have to put it down here.
801
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,113
I'm having a hard time remembering it...
I'm pretty sure I had a mother...
802
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,512
But when it was? How?
803
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:47,232
Try Izabela Wormska nee Maciak.
804
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:53,398
You say it, and I'll pretend
I didn't know. I'll be typing it here.
805
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:57,390
Her name... Just a minute...
806
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:03,153
Just say it, and I'll pretend
I didn't know. I'll type it out. Okay...
807
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:06,718
Izabela Wormska nee Maciak.
808
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:10,552
You can't even remember three
words Yobbo, you dumfuck.
809
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,794
Hold on. How do you know my nick?
810
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,555
They said it on the closed-circuit TV.
811
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,277
Really? And besides that you're ok?
812
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:27,189
You come from a decent family, etc...
Everyone's in good health?
813
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,033
Absolutely.
814
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,472
Show me that!
815
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:42,672
Izabela Wormski nee Ma...
Yobbo starts to look around suspiciously.
816
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,439
Maslowska stares at her keyboard.
817
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:53,000
What the fuck's this?
You trying your hand at poetry?
818
01:10:53,035 --> 01:10:55,753
What's going on here?
You have more of this?
819
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,799
Lots more.
820
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,435
Natasha strangles him...
821
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,639
So, you got the stuff
in the Bird Milkies!
822
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,836
He picks her up under the armpits
and drags her to the TV room.
823
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,400
Yobbo reaches into his pocket and pulls
out a baggie with the rest of the crank.
824
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,278
The crank's is white...
Robert...
825
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,198
Robert Sztorm?
826
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,432
You fucking bitch!
827
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,596
That's heavy. You can't lift it,
because you might start sweating,
828
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,189
you could slip a disk,
or you might start
829
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,709
pissing uncontrollably
and soil yourself.
830
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,598
So just leave it here.
831
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:47,235
And put down your arms.
One... Two...
832
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,070
Or... raise them.
833
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,870
And close your eyes.
834
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,319
Sit down.
835
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,757
- And...
- Help! Torture!
836
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,793
Calm down.
837
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,791
Put your hands down.
Chill...
838
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:11,080
There's a lot in the world going on,
but amazingly there're just
839
01:12:11,115 --> 01:12:14,152
as many things in the world
that are not going on.
840
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,675
For example, this place here
- isn't here.
841
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,396
This place isn't here. It's not.
For example, look.
842
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,438
Please knock over here!
843
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,110
Maslowska, finally write that
prick up and get it to the Chief.
844
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:33,554
Get out.
845
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,039
Sorry.
846
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,877
You see, this place isn't really here.
847
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:45,438
Take these walls, for instance.
848
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,710
There isn't even any reinforced
concrete or brick.
849
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,075
They're old newspapers
pressed together.
850
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:57,315
It's all makeshift, Yobbo,
none of this is...
851
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,996
So if something's going to exist
under these circumstances,
852
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,590
I have to type it out
on that typewriter.
853
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,396
Okay... Well, okay...
854
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,588
Sure, I understand everything.
855
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,433
I get it.
856
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,479
You're not here, I'm not here,
we're not here.
857
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:29,280
I've heard this somewhere before.
858
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:34,076
And I think it's great...
Only I'm getting the fuck out of here.
859
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:37,120
I didn't come here for
psychiatric electroshock,
860
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,635
but to give an honest
authentic statement.
861
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:43,718
Either my statement or it's over.
I'm not joining the cult,
862
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,440
I have enough things to keep me
busy in my free time.
863
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:50,349
Ok, there's nothing to talk about.
You're free to go.
864
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:54,229
Just don't catch a cold,
and don't trip, and watch your head,
865
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:58,912
and drop by sometime to play checkers.
I'm crazy for checkers.
866
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:05,353
Sure. All the best in your
new path in life.
867
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:10,156
I hope you get some new,
decked-out letters foryourtypewriter,
868
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,396
letters that no one's
even heard ofbefore.
869
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,834
What should I wish myself,
870
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:17,112
cause from the movie it seems
that I'm writing a book about it.
871
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,994
So write... Write, write,
write, write...
872
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:24,199
Make it a memoir.
Call it, I Was Fucked in the Head!
873
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:05,953
Styrofoam! Fiberglass
insulation, right!?
874
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,229
Cardboard?
875
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,430
So the whole town is made of
this stuff!?!
876
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:12,789
Oh here we go!
877
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,595
Here are the elephants that walked
through me and destroyed my heart.
878
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,990
No! They're fleas! Fleas!
879
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,676
And me? I'm a dog.
880
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:24,429
I was like a circus dog
881
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,632
that gets nothing but more
whipcracks in the face,
882
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,950
not even a "thank you",
nor a "fuck off. "
883
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:36,755
I'm a circus dog with no spark.
884
01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:40,077
Because there is no more fire.
It's burnt out...
885
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,719
Oh... here we go...
886
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:48,114
Now all I want to do, is die.
887
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,752
And at the last moment,
888
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,674
when I'm about to die,
I want to see Magda...
889
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,028
Magda...
890
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,596
As she's leaning over me...
891
01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:05,633
Magda saying to me: Don't die...
892
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,435
Don't die, Yobbo...
893
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,519
Hey, Yobbo...
894
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:12,229
Hey, Yobbo, don't die...
895
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,918
Keep on living.
896
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,233
It's me, Magda...
897
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,517
Well, I know...
I know it was all my fault,
898
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:36,630
but now I'll be all yours,
just don't die...
899
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,277
Come on, isn't the whole
point to have a good time?
900
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,596
And that was all
just a big joke...
901
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,525
I wasn't really with anybody else,
902
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:49,872
not with Lefty,
or with that manager guy.
903
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:54,033
I was just joking to make
you angry, you idiot!
904
01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:58,198
But now everything's going
to be alright.
905
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,831
I have an appointment
at the solarium today,
906
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,956
I don't have time now
for threats.
907
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,877
Yobbo, you moron!
908
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:13,631
Yobbo, it's me, it's Magda,
Magda... Magda... It's me...
909
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,877
Yobbo don't be so stupid...
910
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:24,632
they want to grow themselves
a rhododendron out of you forthe hall.
911
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:31,677
Here, Yobbo... Look.
I'll turn on a radio program for you.
912
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,956
Listen, you'll feel better right away?
913
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,680
I'll leave it here.
And you can read the paper...
914
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,675
Motorcycles. Your favorite.
Just don't die.
915
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:46,550
If you can just don't die,
if you want things to be good between us.
916
01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,148
Attention!
917
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,228
Helo, I'm the director's assistant.
Come in...
918
01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:01,350
Hello.
919
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:03,710
Make-up, costume, picture...
920
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:08,197
Good... I have today's lines...
921
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,749
Please follow me to your
dressing room...
922
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:14,475
Good morning
923
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,119
Hello...
924
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,231
Here's your suit.
Please put it on right away.
925
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:32,353
Is everything alright?
926
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,359
The television is...
927
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,879
Could I have a glass of water?.
928
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,350
Thank you.
929
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:44,273
The remote... It's gone...
Where's the remote?
930
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,351
Fucking hell...
Could I get a remote!
931
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,160
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here's the remote.
932
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,997
Formany Ukrainians Poland seems
like a paradise where
933
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:01,833
they come for a better life.
934
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,676
Welcome, everyone,
to a new episode of Devil TV.
935
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:15,111
Today I have the pleasure of
welcoming our very special guest,
936
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,876
Andrzej "Yobbo" Wormski.
937
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:40,634
Andrzej, weren't you just
a little afraid?
938
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:45,119
Well, um... Sure,
I was a little scared.
939
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,470
- He was scared.
- Yes. I admit it.
940
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,475
And who wouldn't be scared?
Who wouldn't be?
941
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,915
You know, it's a strange
neighborhood down there,
942
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,156
it's almost completely burnt out.
943
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:58,909
Try going there yourself, not knowing
anybody there, not having any contacts,
944
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,355
it's like the first dog
you run into will piss on you.
945
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:05,354
It's one of those projects where
you don't go out after 4 pm.
946
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,118
Thank you.
947
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:17,156
So it was like this.
I heard these noises,
948
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:23,320
and all of a sudden,
all the lights went out,
949
01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:27,199
and it got dark,
950
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,991
and the sun was frozen
951
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:34,194
like it was covered in duct tape.
952
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:39,233
I was like fuck, what a trip...
953
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:43,190
That's what I was thinking
to myself, right?
954
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,193
Because you don't know
if it's you who's standing,
955
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:50,148
orif it's the air
that's thickerin that place
956
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,437
Mr. Andrzej...
957
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:57,955
This is all really lovely, just beautiful.
Yourpoems, yourmemoirs...
958
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:01,516
It's all relevant,
but what were you feeling?
959
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:08,113
Well, that's hard to say...
960
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:12,673
The Knights of the Cross!
961
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:16,235
Fire!
Alot of fire!
962
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,917
Alot of fire!
963
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,953
This scarhere on my forehead.
Here...
964
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:31,399
That was Satan... Satan slamed me
across the face with his staff!
965
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:36,956
Andrzej, please tell us...
Was there really fire?
966
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:49,157
I'm just telling you what
there is, what I learned
967
01:23:49,280 --> 01:23:51,953
from cartoons and Sunday School.
968
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:56,560
I know you all had her,
and now you can all have heragain.
969
01:23:56,595 --> 01:23:59,560
And you're first, Lefty,
because you must have
970
01:23:59,595 --> 01:24:01,152
the very best things in life.
971
01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,358
And Magda's the best,
cause she's got a golden heart.
972
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:06,550
And Magda's the best,
cause she's got a golden heart.
973
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:08,996
Because that's Magda! Understand?
974
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,434
What happened?
975
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,005
I have a cramp.
976
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:20,999
That's from the speed...
Too much speed, my dear.
977
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,629
Fuck, Yobbo, don't get me off
the fucking topic.
978
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:27,394
I have a cramp in my calf.
979
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:33,232
I took a test, and it just might be,
it's possible, that I'm pregnant.
980
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:38,510
But I don't know for sure.
That's why I chickened out.
981
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:41,915
That's why I didn't want
to be with you anymore,
982
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,759
because I was afraid you'd be mad.
983
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:49,512
Tell me when I've ever been mad at you
for more than a day?
984
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:51,635
When?
985
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:56,518
And if you have a kid...
Maybe it's even my kid...
986
01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:00,474
We have to go to the doctor and check.
987
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,392
I'm waiting and I'm calm,
988
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:08,154
though it makes me want to blow
the shit out of the hospital.
989
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:11,676
Because of that orthopederast and
the other pervs who work here.
990
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:17,753
Since as far as my opinion's concerned,
I'm pretty much on the leftwing.
991
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,396
I don't agree with taxes,
and support the state without taxes.
992
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:24,160
So what did that ortho-pederast
say to you?
993
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:29,796
He said you'd better
take me to the sea.
994
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:34,519
How do you want to go to the sea
with that gangrene?
995
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,238
The usual, Polish way.
996
01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:39,836
But... It's too late anyway.
997
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:44,599
Are you a total moron?
You think they're going to close
998
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:47,149
the sea if you show up late?
999
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,154
I have nothing more
to say on the subject.
1000
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:54,354
This is actually the best time to go.
1001
01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:00,319
Cause I want to go there only with you.
1002
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:04,433
Cause this feeling I have in me,
it's for you.
1003
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:55,989
I'm going...
1004
01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,756
- Oh yeah?
- I'm getting out of here.
1005
01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:00,389
Yeah? Where to?
1006
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:04,275
To better countries.
At least, someplace warmer.
1007
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:07,998
I'm leaving for a place where
they have all these outfits, cosmetics
1008
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,590
creams made from cucumbers,
from everything.
1009
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,480
That's the only place I want to be
and ifhe wants to be with her.
1010
01:28:13,515 --> 01:28:15,471
It's the only place she wants to live.
1011
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,876
They have all kinds of gels
for under the eyes,
1012
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:25,312
bath salts,solarium and
Jacuzzis for 2800 Euro.
1013
01:28:25,880 --> 01:28:28,917
Fuck, you know how things
really are in our country?
1014
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,508
Do you, or don't you?
1015
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:33,308
Have you heard of the general
oppression of ruling race
1016
01:28:33,480 --> 01:28:34,674
on the working race?
1017
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,799
Of the race of the "haves" oppressing
the race of the "have-nots?"
1018
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:41,276
And these are the same relations
as in slavery. You follow?
1019
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:43,556
The West stinks and has a polluted
environment that litters
1020
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:48,077
everything with various
unnatural compounds, PVC, FTP.
1021
01:28:52,840 --> 01:28:55,798
Developed countries are ruled
by Jew-killers, prole-killers,
1022
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:58,474
murderers who maintain themselves
and their illegitimate children
1023
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:01,916
by selling people corporate shit
in corporate wrapping.
1024
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,715
- Hey, why didn't you tell me?
- What?
1025
01:29:05,480 --> 01:29:08,631
Why didn't you tell me
I looked so... fat?
1026
01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:10,638
I'm totally bloated.
1027
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:13,753
Whatever came out of my hands
went into my face.
1028
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,073
All the meat, all the fat...
1029
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,916
Oh, mother-ass-fucker.
I look like a hog, a boar.
1030
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:22,670
Twice as much eye, twice as much mouth.
1031
01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:01,671
This is perfectly good sand...
1032
01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:04,509
Fuck, man, what an economic waste.
1033
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:08,998
Please! We have no fucking economic
sense in this country.
1034
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:12,550
Perfectly good shopping bags
are just tossed aside,
1035
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:14,517
left on the ground to rot...
1036
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:18,793
They have everything they need,
Polish export sand,
1037
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:22,436
but they're going to go, abroad.
To Germany!
1038
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,437
All this has to be for export...
1039
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:30,031
And what? Us Poles send for
the Bundeswehr? Forbrothels, even!
1040
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:35,076
We have to put it all on the farmers,
build a network of chutes
1041
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,631
in the apartment blocks,
so that they could send their...
1042
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:42,519
This is genius!
1043
01:30:42,800 --> 01:30:46,713
And they don't know
that all this is, is...
1044
01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:53,799
It's genius!
1045
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:15,111
Please! Don't say, don't say anything.
1046
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:22,073
What a fuck is that?
1047
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:23,669
Oh, hi...
1048
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:28,953
This is my psycho-physically
handicapped brother.
1049
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:35,633
How are you doing? Ha?
1050
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:37,954
- Magda...
- Yeah?
1051
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:40,196
You know, he doesn't even
look like you.
1052
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,391
Well... Such is life, right?
1053
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:45,713
Look, he wrote something over here.
1054
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:50,713
That's just how the mental cases
with Down's write.
1055
01:31:58,240 --> 01:31:59,753
Get overhere, skank.
1056
01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:02,115
Don't be afraid.
I'm not going to fuck you up.
1057
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,151
I can't, I'm busy right now.
1058
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:10,472
Are you out of your mind?
1059
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:12,273
He's completely undeveloped.
1060
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:16,037
So I see. He can't tell
the difference between white and red.
1061
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:19,559
Gentlemen, here's the deal.
This is my woman, get it?
1062
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:20,869
Ja.
1063
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:23,878
She's so wrecked on speed that
there's nothing left of her for you.
1064
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:26,634
Now I'm taking her back,
this slut!
1065
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:30,632
So she will pay for all her bullshit.
1066
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:34,393
Yobbo!
1067
01:32:36,160 --> 01:32:37,639
Say hi to your brother!
1068
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:41,835
And who the fuck are you?
What the fuck you know about him?
1069
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:44,952
You know how it ends forthose
who deal with the Russkies, right?!
1070
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,750
So here's the first question:
Who were they?
1071
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:01,592
And how should I know?
1072
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:04,558
Let go of me, you jerk!
1073
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:07,150
I don't know.
They were on the fucking beach!
1074
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:08,794
And now the second question:
1075
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:12,668
What happened to that gangrene
on your leg? What happened to it?
1076
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:14,678
What do you think happened to it?
1077
01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:17,633
Like I'm supposed to go around
my whole life as an invalid,
1078
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:19,313
a cripple, a paralytic?
1079
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:22,558
Oh, you'd just love that,
I know you would.
1080
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:24,716
But that's not how it's going to be.
1081
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:27,912
You know what I say to you, Magda?
That you're mental.
1082
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,913
Aparalytic, yes,
only mentally and emotionally.
1083
01:33:32,240 --> 01:33:35,789
But those two, those two wanted
to kill you like a dog!
1084
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,918
They would have killed me, too,
if I hadn't told them
1085
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:41,674
you were messed up mentally.
1086
01:33:42,080 --> 01:33:43,991
They would have fucked you up.
1087
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:49,480
They had all kinds of weapons,
they had guns.
1088
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:53,678
They showed me everything
undertheirjackets.
1089
01:33:54,360 --> 01:33:58,319
I had to, I had to tell them
that you were my brother,
1090
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:02,953
and that you have shit for brains.
Because I had to save us somehow.
1091
01:34:03,160 --> 01:34:04,752
Fine. So where's that cramp?
1092
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:07,349
You have that cramp in your calf,
or don't you?
1093
01:34:07,960 --> 01:34:10,713
Whether I have it or I don't,
that's no longer your business!
1094
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:13,235
Because I'm out of here.
I'm fucking gone!
1095
01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:20,871
Those kinds of assholes,
who don't have a speck of culture
1096
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,036
they never meant anything to me.
1097
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:25,310
I never had feelings for them.
1098
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:32,356
I'm interested in culture and art,
true love for all time,
1099
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:38,957
the kind oflove that can happen
between two people of the opposite sex.
1100
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:43,672
And I don't give a shit
about your lesbian fascination.
1101
01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:48,234
Because you're always telling me
how lesbians turn you on.
1102
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:51,715
I'll tell you something, Yobbo.
1103
01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:56,438
You're just a common perv
like all the others,
1104
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,956
and you're only interested
in one thing,
1105
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:02,270
and in a typically perverted manner.
1106
01:35:02,720 --> 01:35:07,077
Which you know doesn't interest me,
it grosses me out.
1107
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,717
I'll tell you something, Yobbo.
1108
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:13,753
I can say it
straight to your face, and I will.
1109
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,519
I hate you.
1110
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:20,194
I hate you! Because you're simple,
you're shallow.
1111
01:35:20,440 --> 01:35:23,034
- What did you say!?!
- That I hate you!
1112
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:24,799
I'll murderyou!
1113
01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:31,833
No more mercy!
1114
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:35,112
I've had it up to here with
yourliberated fucking around!
1115
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:37,316
With your guidebook on left feminism.
1116
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:41,271
And now get ready for a quick death!
1117
01:35:41,440 --> 01:35:43,431
Get ready.
But first, oh...
1118
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:47,110
Look how lovely the sea is tonight,
1119
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:50,796
how beautiful it ripples,
now to the left, now to the right...
1120
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:54,231
Because you know what I'm going to do
to you now? Do you?
1121
01:35:54,480 --> 01:35:57,074
What's with you, Yobbo? What are you
doing with that pocket knife?
1122
01:35:57,160 --> 01:36:00,277
I'm going to chop off your most
in fashion leg in this season,
1123
01:36:00,480 --> 01:36:02,277
which foryou will be equal
to a quick death.
1124
01:36:02,440 --> 01:36:05,716
Did you swipe that pen knife
from yourmom's drawer, or what?
1125
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:29,236
"Yobbo, remember me? We met in hell.
Will we meet again? Angela. "
1126
01:37:48,320 --> 01:37:51,710
Okay! That's what I like!
That's what I understand!
1127
01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:57,115
Hey!
1128
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:03,312
That's good! Good!
1129
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:38,437
Yo, Magda! Magda, look!
Magda! Hey... Look.
1130
01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:47,950
Who were you talking to?
1131
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,991
Who you were talking to, I'm asking?
1132
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:56,436
What, was I talking to somebody?
1133
01:38:56,600 --> 01:39:00,593
Yes you were talking. What do you mean:
you weren't, when you were?
1134
01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:03,269
I heard it, so there are witnesses.
1135
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:06,591
Yeah? My mom just called.
1136
01:39:07,360 --> 01:39:11,478
She said she's just pulling up to our crib
and you have to fuck off with all speed.
1137
01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:16,032
Cause if she sees you here,
she'll kill you like a dog.
1138
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:20,069
Cause she thinks you're no good for me.
1139
01:39:20,520 --> 01:39:21,999
You know, Magda?
1140
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:24,673
Cause she has principles.
1141
01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:27,918
She believes that a girl's virtue
is in her modesty,
1142
01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:32,272
and you don't possess any.
Even less than you do culture.
1143
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:43,995
Your mom's a shithead, too.
Just like you. Just as mental.
1144
01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:46,479
Come on, get dressed.
1145
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:08,317
You know what they're saying
in the neighborhood? Do you?
1146
01:40:08,480 --> 01:40:11,995
That your mom put Russki siding
on yourhouse,
1147
01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:15,432
- and that this paneling, this siding...
- It's side-ing.
1148
01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:19,633
This siding... In the very near future,
it's going to peel off on you.
1149
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:21,558
Because it's Russki siding!
1150
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:25,197
And this siding's going to peel off
from a great height,
1151
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:27,078
killing your whole family.
1152
01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:31,039
Think it over, ha?
Imagine, imagine that!
1153
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:39,796
There's a grill, everything's cool,
spare ribs from the Hit Market...
1154
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:45,789
Your mom is leaning overthe grill
with a poker...
1155
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:47,394
Come here, father!
1156
01:40:48,160 --> 01:40:50,628
Yourbro with a handy
set of seasonings.
1157
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:53,470
And Yobbo! Yobbo!
1158
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:58,119
Then... All of a sudden...
1159
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:01,469
...let's light up...
1160
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:03,995
You're all leaning over the grill,
1161
01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:10,193
looking at it like it's a revelation,
like at a solar eclipse.
1162
01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:16,639
And then yeeb, yeeb, yeeb!
1163
01:41:18,320 --> 01:41:21,630
The panels are flying straight on your
genetically twisted skulls.
1164
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,790
One, on your brother!
1165
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:31,193
For dealing, forhis egotism,
for giving high fives to the Russkies.
1166
01:41:31,560 --> 01:41:33,152
Yeeb him in the head!
1167
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:37,193
And your mothernext!
1168
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:40,713
For her gossip...
1169
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:47,352
For the criminal prices
at the horrendous solarium.
1170
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:50,235
Yeeb her in the head!
1171
01:41:55,520 --> 01:41:57,078
For all her evil...
1172
01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:02,073
For destroying our love!
1173
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:03,795
Yeeb!
1174
01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:10,556
And the last panel is going to
fuck you up, Yobbo.
1175
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:14,709
So that you'll know how I spit on you,
1176
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:18,231
how I don't love you at all.
1177
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:23,713
So that you'll know the truth about
yourself. That you're nobody.
1178
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:30,030
You're the dirt undermy fingernail,
that I don't give a damn.
1179
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:36,988
You didn't have to die, Yobbo!
1180
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:50,630
Now I no longerknow where I stand.
1181
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:57,677
If only there was some kindly person
who would tell me the fucking truth.
1182
01:42:57,840 --> 01:42:59,159
Am I alive?
1183
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:01,193
If I am, cool.
1184
01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:06,432
If not... Sure it will hurt
1185
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:10,195
but I'll deal with it.
1186
01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:16,753
But to go on like this, not knowing
what the fuck is going on here
1187
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:20,389
I just can't take it any more.
1188
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,155
I'm sorry.
1189
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:43,198
And I wade further in,
1190
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:46,352
what am I supposed
to tell the viewers, the truth?
1191
01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:48,351
To really disappoint them?
1192
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:50,795
Do I have to tell them
that they packed me up in gray paper
1193
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:54,913
and sent me priority to Rabka,
to some poorly organized summer camps?
1194
01:43:55,160 --> 01:43:58,914
Who's going to buy that?
Who'd pay me for that kind of story?
1195
01:43:59,240 --> 01:44:04,189
May be I should describe the walls
painted in gray oil and sand.
1196
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:10,951
But instead I tell them about a blaze,
fire, and blood running from the tap...